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“Coyote vs. Acme” is a mix of live action and animation, regarding a court case between Wile E. Coyote and Acme, over their defective products. Brought to you by legion M and Ketchup Entertainment, out of the dustbin of a tax write-off for Warner Brothers, this is a charming and enjoyable movie. Fans of Peter…
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“Tony” is a biopic of Anthony Bourdain in his beginning. Everybody in this movie is a beautiful bastard, except for perhaps 3 people, who might be considered as ugly bastards. You might just be able to figure out who they are. Remember: black does not always mean burnt. You’ll get shown this once, before they…
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“Nimrods” is a coming of age movie with Green Day as a backdrop. Produced by Green Day and Legion M, this was an enjoyable film. Soundtrack is by Green Day, and they don’t cock tease the band. Green Day does actually show up and perform at the end of the movie. One gag does get…
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“The Brink of War” was a 1h 57m impulse watch of opportunity. Angel Studios, again. I’m not trying to make this a habit, I swear. This was not as bad as I was expecting. “Not great, not terrible.” Watchable.Somebody might even be able to classify this as a thriller on the Lifetime channel. That somebody…
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“The End of Oak Street” clocks in at 99 minutes, and it is very well paced. 1982 suburban block gets the dinosaur apocalypse. The dinosaurs are scary. The framing in this film is great. You have a building up of the dinosaur apocalypse like the build up in a zombie movie. Several plot beats string…
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“Spider-Man: Brand New Day”clocks in at 2 hours 25 minutes, and you start to feel it a little bit. But like with Spider-Man movies in general, this was an enjoyable film. I didn’t feel much superhero fatigue, but there was some there. The bad guy in this film was reminiscent of the Denzel Washington film…
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“The Invite” (2026) is directed and stars Olivia Wilde. Edward Norton, Penelope Cruz, and Seth rogen also star. Billed as a comedy, I’ll be damned if this was not written as a play in a previous life. It has all of the trappings and gimmicks of being a play, right down to the essay format.…
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“The Odyssey” (2026) continues Matt Damon’s ongoing career quest to get home. It took me a little while to get into this movie, but with a 3-hour run time, there’s time. It took a bit to get used to all the time jumps back and forth. I was getting close to asking if somebody got…
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“Evil Dead Burn” has moved the franchise into “Final Destination” territory. No shade onto the “Final Destination” franchise. Rollcredits.
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“Supergirl” (2026) is a movie you put on whilst at the bar, after the game is over, but still not late enough for you to go home. “Not great, not terrible”, in case you find yourself nostalgic for the HBO Chernobyl miniseries. The only connection to that level of disaster in this movie is some…