“Wildwood” is a good film, and it earns the 13 in its PG-13 rating. It begins with a mechanical robot boy ripping his own heart out before jumping off of a balcony to off himself, and we have a pit stop in our main character giving her parents roofies, and we have a through line…

“Clayface” is and enjoyable body horror film. That sounds sadistic, hear me out. There’s no over the top sadism here. There’s some Gotham gangster shit, which you should know going in simply out of the fact that this is a Clayface origin story set in Gotham. And now that Marvel has polluted the phrase “origin…

“You Can See Everything” feels like a 3-hour field trip to 1999 M. Night Shyamalan.There were weird and unexpected moments of humor. There were psychological twists, as well as some exploration into communication versus belief versus understanding versus delusion. I went into this film mostly blind, so I was honestly coming in opened to this…

“Street Fighter” ((2026) is decently entertaining. The soundtrack is musical nostalgia for the late 90s, and M. Bison does deliver Tuesday, albeit more casually then it needed to be. The film starts off with some animation, and there are some brief animated scenes interspersed. 2 hour run time, and the pacing kept up. There is…

“The Social Reckoning” has a feel of “taking on Big Social”, with a touch of “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington”. Jeremy Strong does a good job of playing a human who is a robot (or lizard alien) playing a human. Jeremy Allen White performs well. If you look at who wrote and directed this film,…

“Forgotten Island” is an animated film which was very enjoyable. There is, apparently, a “sensory sensitivity” version playing in theaters, which is not the version I went to see today. Themes include making memories with friends, and friendships in general. I have doubts about having your kid pay attention to the themes of one of…

“Digger” is a dark comedy that takes a left turn towards Schenectady, and then almost breaks the fourth wall in explaining itself to the audience. It’s worth watching the credits until the bullfrog starts. I’m pretty sure the choice of that overused song by The Ink Spots, you know the one , even though they…

“Heart of the Beast” is an appropriate film. I know that’s a weird way of phrasing things, and that’s okay. There’s nothing complicated about this movie; a guy and his dog in the wilderness with some PTSD. Add in a heart attack, a bear, a pack of wolves, a fallen tree bridge across a white…

“Resident Evil” (2026) is an enjoyable horror film, and addition to the franchise. You don’t need to know anything specific going into this film, and by now if you know the phrases “Raccoon City” & “Umbrella Corporation” you should know what you are getting into. Including the dog. There are elements of John Carpenter’s “The…

The Uprising” is a historical film based in real life. I went in partially blind. We start off with greed, take a left turn into an English prequel to the Reign of Terror, albeit at several centuries early and shorter lasting, and we end up with betrayal. We then take another left turn and find…